1900 (1976)

Italian auteur Bernardo Bertolucci is known for his skinternational movies, from The Conformist (1970) and Last Tango in Paris (1972) to The Last Emperor (1987) and Stealing Beauty (1996). In between, he whipped out his … historical epic 1900 (1976). Also known as Novecento, the NC-17 film follows two men who were born on the same day in Italy. Alfredo Berlinghieri (Robert De Niro) is from a wealthy family and Olmo (Gérard Depardieu) is an illegitimate peasant. Despite their separate stations, the two are friends. But their relationship goes through changes as their country is affected by the rise of fascism from World War I to World War II. If you’re still reading, then the motion picture will keep your interest amid its extensive runtime. Indeed, there is a big reason to sit through the heady proceedings — and that’s seeing the naked stars engage in a threesome with Stefania Casini at the 02:04:06 mark. As Neve, the fair-haired lady is the meat in the man sandwich known as De Niro and Depardieu. Why this dish isn’t on every ristorante menu is beyond us. While she jerks both guys, we are treated to views of their balls, buns and cocks. In other words, the scene rocks! Obviously, these dudes are too hot to handle. Why else would Neve have a seizure? The movie also includes Alida Valli, Burt Lancaster, Donald Sutherland, and Dominique Sanda, who gets busy with butt-baring Bobby in the hay. Needless to say, this de-costumed drama is a masturbate-piece!