7 Days in Hell (2015)

Viewers are bound to get hot while watching the American comedy 7 Days in Hell (2015), not to be confused with the foreign flick 7 Days in Havana (2012). Thanks to HBO, this small screen mockumentary features hunky Kit Harington and goofy Andy Samberg as fictional tennis rivals. Set in Wimbledon circa 2001, the plot begins when the nice but naive Charles Poole (Harington) squares off against the cocksure and shirtless Aaron Williams (Samberg) in what turns out to be a seven day final match. Jon Hamm narrates as the faux documentary weaves in talking head interviews with sports journalist Caspian Wint (Michael Sheen), author Sandy Pickard (Will Forte), Lanny Denver (Lena Dunham), Edward Pudding (Fred Armisen), Queen Elizabeth II (June Squibb), Prince Edward (Howie Mandel), Poole’s mother (Mary Steenburgen) and his supermodel ex Lily Allsworth (Karen Gillan). In the film’s funniest — and sexiest — scene, a male streaker (Chris Romano) runs onto the court fully nude. As such, we get to see his hairy chest, butt, balls, and peen. Score! If that’s not arousing enough, he proceeds to get banged by Samberg’s character, who then initiates a threesome with a female streaker (Lyssa Roberts). That’s 3 love! Even Mr. Harington gets in on the action, sporting a fake boner in his shorts while watching the ménage à trois. The television movie also includes cameos by Chris Evert, David Copperfield, Jim Lampley, John McEnroe, Serena Williams, Soledad O’Brien, and Mr. Samberg’s skivvies. When an uncredited nutsack pops up, we’re all winners!