Benjamin “Benjy” Bronk is one big ball of laughs — and it turns out he may also have something in his general balls region that looks to be no laughing matter! Benjy began his storied career on The Howard Stern Show in 1998 as an intern. After getting hired in the back office, he regularly made it to the air by way of brilliantly annoying bits such as screaming like a homicidal maniac at a Central Park peace rally, sloppily making out with an even sloppier Anna Nicole Smith, and perpetually disrupting everything in his path due to his chronic inability to arrive anywhere on time (unless there are free bagels — which he’s been known to horde). In 2001, Benjy filled “the Jackie chair” (with adorably abundant spillage over the sides, no doubt) as Howard’s in-studio joke writer. As a result, Bronk has been a major fixture on the greatest, most popular radio show of all time for nearly 20 years now. Then, when perhaps some suspected Benjy would just have to eventually run out of ways to uncomfortably crack the world up, he dropped trou and erected his legend to an entirely new level. In 2017, Benjy claimed on the air that his Bucking Bronk-o measured six inches in circumference. Howard challenged him to put up or shut up — most likely assuming the latter would happen — and Benjy robustly rose to the occasion, posting dick pics online. The Son of Bronk-enstein’s specific circular measurement is still open for debate. But there’s no mistaking that lovably roly-poly pubic mound belongs to Benjy and that, indeed, his Bronk-wurst could easily provide any comers with more than a mouthful. That’s Benjy Bronk: a tremendous talent in every conceivable sense of the term (and, knowing Benjy, probably some senses that are inconceivable, too).
