Blame It on Rio (1984)

The disturbing comedy Blame It on Rio (1984) follows Matthew Hollis (Michael Caine), a middle-aged fellow going through a tough spot in his marriage with Karen (Valerie Harper). In fact, their relationship is so rocky that Matthew takes off on a vacation to Rio de Janerio with his best bud Victor (Joseph Bologna), leaving his wife behind. No he didn’t! Also joining them on the getaway is Victor’s hot ass teenage daughter Jennifer (Michelle Johnson) and Matthew’s sexy teen daughter Nicole (Demi Moore). Of course, while having fun in the sun, Jennifer decides to act on her crush for Matthew, leading him to temptation and fornication. No he didn’t! After penetrating Jen, guilt sets in and the cheating cad starts to regret his rash yet pleasurable indiscretion. But before he can squash the affair, he first needs to keep Victor from finding out that he had sex with his daughter, which isn’t an easy task because the teen tart wants the whole world to know that she’s in love with a dude that’s almost three decades older than her. Hey, it’s feasible!

When dear ol’ dad discovers that some old guy layed some pipe in his sweetie, he recruits Matthew to help him find the culprit. Funny stuff. The female nudity totally outweighs the male variety, but we manage to steal a peek at Caine shirtless, jumping into bed in his tight briefs. We’ll take it!