Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland (2016)

The boys of Blue Mountain State are back, and this time, they don't have those pesky TV censorship rules to deal with! The Spike TV series had a brief, three-season run between 2010 and 2011, but through syndication on Netflix gained a massive cult following. With the help of a Kickstarter campaign the producers, including star Chris Romano, were able to transition to the big screen with Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland (2016). The gross out follies return in feature length when the seniors at the fictitious Blue Mountain State college are threatened with losing their beloved party house. The Mountain Goat's senior starting QB Alex (Darin Brooks) and team mascot Sammy (Chris Romano) realize that while they don't have the funds to save the house, the legendary douchenozzle Thad (Alan Ritchson) is now an NFL player with loads of cash. He says he'll give them the money, but only if the students throw the best party ever, in his honor. From a drug made out of the house's septic system to all sorts of naked cheerleader action, this flick is the GOAT of college football-based comedy flicks. Unhampered by basic cable's restrictions, this humorous exploration of college life lets us explore some hot man bods, including some amazing shots of star Chris Romano’s sex stick! The fuzzy comedian bares his bouncing balls and boinker in multiple scenes including a nude fight with a dude, a naked hot tub dive, and no lie, a scene where a live goat gives it to him up the ass. Mr. Man likes it rough, but not Billy goat's gruff, rough. Darin Brooks, Remmington Jay Perregaux, and Omari Newton join in with some shirtless bro fun, but the top of the sexy man mountain is the mountain of a man Alan Ritschson. Before he was Reacher, he was the total Chad, Thad Castle. You'll have no doubt he could've played in the NFL after seeing him do some nude modeling, even if the best parts are blurred out. It'll rise straight into the palm of your hand watching Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland!