Years before we were draining our nutsack to his sexy, Captain of the football team good looks, Omaha Nebraska's own Bryan Greenberg got his start in showbiz by landing the lead in the Omaha Ballet production of The Nutcracker. From there, Bryan realized he was made to be a star so after doing a Cookie Crisp commercial, he studied at NYU and the Atlantic Theater Company in New York. Since we said New York, it shouldn't be shocking that Bryan made his onscreen debut on an episode of NBC's Law & Order backin 1997. He also played Peter McClure on an episode of The Sopranos, and the Cornell bound if not for his struggles with the SAT's sexpot Matty Matthews in The Perfect Score (2004), all before he really became a star. We think the perfect score is anytime you score with a man like Bryan, but what turned Mr. Greenberg into a legitimate celebrity was when he had all the teen boys searching for a jag rag as the teen dad Jake Jagielski on One Tree Hill. You'll be Green with envy when you see his nude debut in 2007's zany kidnapping comedy Nobel Son! At one point, Bryan stretches to reveal his manly pits, and also shows off his sculpted seat meat - all while outdoors. Now there's a cutie with a booty! Bryan had a starring role as Ben Epstein on HBO's fashion drama How to Make It in America. But we preferred seeing him shirtless while lying in bed with a woman in A Year and Change (2015). Jake's still searching for his next big breakout role. While he was Ben, Mindy's male nurde husband for a while on The Mindy Project and IT specialist Derek on the short lived Amazon Prime superhero comedy The Tick, most recently Bryan got buried behind huge names like Jonah Hill, Eddie Murphy, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Nia Long in You People (2022). If you people are anything like us, you're still dying for some full frontal from Bryan Greenberg!
