Captain Fantastic (2016)

No, Captain Fantastic (2016) is not a biopic about Elton John who released the autobiographical album Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy in 1975. Instead, it’s an R rated flick starring Viggo Mortensen as left-wing anarchist Ben Cash. He and his wife Leslie (Trin Miller) raise their six children in isolation. The nontraditional parenting approach involves living completely off the grid, where experiential learning on the fringes of society helps the close-knit family gain a unique and wholesome perspective on life. But when Leslie passes away, Ben can no longer care for the kids on his own. As such, he brings Bodevan (George MacKay), Kielyr (Samantha Isler), Nai (Charlie Shotwell), Rellian (Nicholas Hamilton), Vespyr (Annalise Basso) and Zaja (Shree Crooks) into town. Consequently, the brood encounters ideas that shake their belief system to the core. We believe that your core (and more) will be shaking when you see the epic full frontal shot of an ageless Mortensen in the buff. As he stands on the steps of his bus, the hunk shows off his abs, sack and junk! No doubt, this revealing role helped Viggo nab Best Actor nominations from AARP’s Movies for Grownups Awards, the Academy Awards, the British Academy Film Awards, the Critics’ Choice Awards, the Golden Globes, the Independent Spirit Awards and the Screen Actors Guild Awards. If that’s not impressive enough, Viggo won the Satellite Award — probably because his bare bod is out of this world. Suffice it to say, Mortensen’s Captain will have you Fappin’tastic!