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Channing Tatum has opted to #bless us with his beautiful body many a time on-screen, but it's been a hot minute since the days of Magic Mike and all their seductive glory. That said, sometimes a man in a suit can be pretty damn sexy, and I have personally fantasized about Channing whispering sweet nothings for a very, very long time. It actually happened to one lucky woman named Jennifer, and I'm having difficulty talking about it.
The woman was pulled right off the street (she still had her suitcase on her) and into the depth of the Kimmel Cave. (What? That's not what it's called?) Clearly wondering if she's unwittingly takensome kind of hallucinogen, she sits on the couch with Channing, who cozies up to her. Like, really cozies up to her. And then he reads candy heart and whispers what they say into her ear before feeding them to her. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. He even does one of his Magic Mike moves:
Granted, the candy hearts say things like TTYL but fuck it. He could quote Donald Trump in my ear and I'd still be happy.
