Lean back, relax, and beat your meat to the actor who made McLovin more than a name that sounds like a sexy hamburger, Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Christopher rose to fame through a string of wildly successful comedies in the late 2000s and early 2010s. At just seventeen years old, he auditioned for and landed the instantly iconic character in Super Bad (2007), marking his screen debut. Then, he rode that movie's success to play the renaissance fair-obsessed character Augie in Role Models (2008). Christopher’s almost patented brand of relatable, awkward adolescent befuddlement struck a chord with audiences the world over. Add in his action work in Kick-Ass (2010) and Kick-Ass 2 (2013) and talented voice work in the How to Train a Dragon franchise, and you had an enviable career for even the most seasoned of actors. Christopher was in a whole mess of movies during his early career, from Fright Night (2011) to a weirdly small role in Pitch Perfect (2012), but he didn’t necessarily leave a mess in our pants until his 2015 thriller, Tag. Not to be confused with the 2018 movie about middle aged best friends playing the kid's game with each other, that one's an indie thriller about teens messing around with infected needles. Finally, audiences got to see some much needed Skintz in his turn as a disenfranchised youth struggling with drugs, crime, and messy relationships. With a slim bod, wry smile, and just enough scruff to give you the perfect amount of rug burn, Christopher’s matured physique will make you want some McLovin inside your piping hot oven. Hope he's into two dick-lovin! See, watching Tag will have you moaning, "oh yeah, that's it." Not just a movie star, Christopher hit the small screen in the Joel McHale magazine publishing sitcom The Great Indoors. On the CBS show, Joel played an adventure writer stuck leading a crew of millennials. At one point in the show we watch as Christopher hops out of Joel's shower in nothing but a towel. Wish we got some McHale on McLovin action! More recently, Christopher was Neal, the not so "nice guy" in Promising Young Woman (2020), has been doing some voice work, and played a teacher in Honor Society (2022). Hope he honors our wishes and gives us a full frontal scene while he's still relatively young. From what we've seen of his body, Christopher Mintz-Plasse is one mint piece of ass!
