Clandestinos (2007)

Clandestinos (2007) is a raging mix of love and terrorism, as young men realize teenage shenanigans have serious ramifications in a post 9/11 world. Three teen boys: Driss (Mehroz Arif), Moroccan about to be deported, Joel (Hugo Catalan), a Mexican about to be deported, and Xabi (Israel Rodriguez), an intense little wannabe left-wing terrorist all decide to escape the teen detention center where they're being held and head to Madrid. Joel and Driss don't really have any plans. They just don't want to get deported and think they'll be able to find some young hotties to hook up with in Madrid. But Xabi is in love with a middle-aged terrorist leader named Inaki (Luis Hostalot) and is looking to do something big to impress him. His trip to Madrid involves some bombmaking and a giant explosion designed to capture his lover's attention. These guys don't need to bomb anything to get Mr. Man's attention, they just need to show their bomb ass bodies! As the far from flabby Xabi, Israel Rodriguez stands up at a table while eating, and drops his towel to show off his ass and toned torso to his dinner partner. That's one tasty rump! In another scene, he wakes up nude in bed, which lets us see his cock and balls while he's rummaging through a wallet. Why look through his wallet when the jewels between his legs are priceless? Finally, he gives another cock shot when he goes into the shower and doesn't feel the need to pull the curtain all the way closed. We'll blow up anything he wants if he lets us blow him after! Hey Israel, please don't keep that bod clandestino!