Conan the Barbarian (1982)

An excuse to see The Governator’s insanely muscly ass? Sign us up! Cult classic Conan the Barbarian (1982) follows the story of Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) as he sets out on a vengeful mission to write the wrongdoing of his childhood. The evil sorcerer Thulsa Doom (James Earl Jones) destroys the young Conan’s village and kills his parents, later torturing the young boy throughout his adolescence. Fun guy! Conan turns into quite the strapping young man, and, with the help of some talented and deadly friends, goes face to face with Thulsa in the battle of the prehistoric century. If you’re still interested in seeing that ass, head to the 32 minute mark where Arnold bares his tight butt while plowing a witch!