Crank (2006)

Crank is a bent part of a shaft. It’s also a slang word for methamphetamine (a central nervous system stimulant). And, Crank (2006) is the title of an action movie written and directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. This flick follows British hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) who works for Don “Carlito” Carlos (Carlos Sanz). But when Chev is tasked with killing mafia boss Don Kim (Keone Young), complications arise. Meanwhile, audience members will be on the rise when Jason flashes his ass just 31 minutes into the pic. While donning a hospital gown, the built bloke bares his bum again (as well as his butthole) during a chase sequence at the 38-minute mark. At the risk of repeating himself, Mr. Statham’s rump reappears on screen two minutes later. Needless to say, Jason is one cheeky actor! Although the comedic adventure was written with Johnny Knoxville in mind, the casting of Statham proved to be a smart move. Not only was the movie a box office hit, its sexy scenes were deposited into millions of spank banks. This is especially true when it comes to a scene that has Chev trying to keep his heart rate (and other things) up. As such, he has sex with Eve Lydon (Amy Smart) while standing in the middle of the street. His shirt stays on, but his pants drop, giving us another view of his cardio craving crack. The erotic sight will have you whacking off. In other words, you’ll be a crank yanker!