Dave Shalansky Sexy

Rhode Island-born Dave Shalansky is a big fuzzy goofball that fans love to love. Getting his start in various commercials in New York City, Dave got his first big break with an appearance on Six Feet Under, gaining him a wide base of fans wanting a peek at his six inches under. And while fans have been clamoring to get a look at Shalansky’s scha-long-ski, he wouldn’t show off too much skin until he played the role of Jeff in Midnight Sex Run (2015). But hold on just a second, what fans saw in Midnight Sex Run was not exactly the real Dave. The character he plays, unfortunately, got 89% of his genitals blown off with a cherry bomb as a child. So when Shalansky drops his pajama bottoms and spreads his thighs what we saw was a scarred patch of flesh and pubic hair. Kind of what you imagined Hedwig’s angry inch looked like in Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001). So it was more along the lines of Mark Whalberg flashing a fake Johnson in Boogie Nights (1997), only a whole lot… different. But us Shalansky fans will take what we can get, and fans of badly injured balls were simply bouncing off the walls! Most recently you can see Dave looking sexy and clothed in TV series like Elementary, How to Get Away with Murder, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Big Dogs, Naysayer, and the miniseries The Offer, where Dave plays Henry Kissinger. Man Central would like to kiss Dave's dong!