Death Warrant (1990)

When Canadian cop Louis (Jean-Claude Van Damme) is sent undercover into a jail posing a prisoner he works to solve a ring of murders, but finds himself fighting for his life.

There are three things you can always count on with Van Damme. He is going to be in good shape. He is going to kick some ass. He is going to do the splits. We get all of that and some sideage in this movie. After opening up a can a whoop ass on a guy, Jean-Claude is sent to solitary where we see him nude from the side. The Muscles from Brussels has some serious rear humps. The curves of his Brussels sprouts will have you ready to do some serious Van Damage to your naughty area.

Death Warrant is more about action than nudity, but Jean-Claude looks great and finds a few opportunities to be shirtless so we can enjoy his brilliant body. It is just the right mix of mindless fun and sexy shots to leave you smiling and fully satisfied. . . if you know what I’m saying.