Dumb & Dumber (1994)

It's a well-known fact that you don't have to be smart to be hot. Exhibit A: hilarious him-bos Harry (Jeff Daniels) and Lloyd (Jim Carrey), stars of the Farrelly Brothers slapstick classic Dumb & Dumber (1994). Sure, they'll never be able to debate the merits of existentialism over a bottle of nice Bordeaux, but if you can look past the ridiculous haircuts and poor decision-making skills, Harry and Lloyd have plenty to offer the right woman. They're kind, optimistic, good-hearted, and most importantly Jeff has a tendency to bare his sweet cheeks, whether it's in the bathroom or in the great outdoors. And what kind of idiot doesn't appreciate that?