Mr. Man has a love/hate relationship with Ethan Hawke. You see, we love him because he’s easy on the eyes and talented, but we simply hate the fact that he’s been skingy throughout his career. We fell in love with Ethan’s innocence and charm when he portrayed the emotional and fragile Todd Anderson in the drama Dead Poets Society (1989). Carpe diem! Then we fell in lust with him and his slacker goatee when he played Troy Dyer in the grunge-flavored drama Reality Bites (1994). We combined the two when he was Jesse in Before Sunrise (1995), a film he not only starred in, but wrote (he also wrote the sequel, Before Midnight (2013), and was nominated for Oscars for both for Best Writing). We finally got a glimpse of what Ethan had been hiding underneath flannel shirts and school-boy blazers in the dystopian thriller Gattaca (1997). Worth. The. Wait. Even though Ethan kept his clothes on, he looked equally as hot in the arty dramas Snow Falling on Cedars (1999), Hamlet (2000), Tape (2001), and Taking Lives (2004). He was nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his part as Jake in Training Day (2001), hung out with a whole lot of other hotties in The Magnificent Seven (2016), scared a whole lot of people in The Purge (2013) and its sequels, and garnered serious accolades for Boyhood (2014). We took liberties with ourselves when Ethan flashed his smooth, perfectly round butt in the crime thriller Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (2007). Hawke enjoyed a resurgence of popularity in the 2020s, with his crowning achievement being his casting in Pedro Almodóvar's 2023 short movie Strange Way Of Life, in which Hawke plays Pedro Pascal's gay lover. Pascal is the only one to go nude here, but enjoying these two daddies together is something that we didn't know we needed! Hawke will make you grow a big ol' stalk!