How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. We'd have to do a ton of counting when it comes to super hot funny man Glenn Howerton, who probably gets that reference sincehe's just as bright as the Ivy Leaguer he's best known for portraying. Yes, Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is actually quite worldly, seeing how he followed his fighter pilot dad around from Japan to South Korea, and from England to Alabama. Then, he got a BFA from Juilliard after deciding he didn't really want to study aerospace engineering. After school, Glenn got his start by playing Dick Ebersol in Monday Night Mayhem (2002). He must've thought he hit the big time when he landed the starring role in the spinoff That ‘80s Show, but that one was a disaster and got pulled after only one season. He bounced back by playing Archie's friend Dr. Nick Cooper on ER and Michael in Must Love Dogs (2005). But by a good measure, Glenn is best known for his major role both on screen and behind the camera on the hit FXX series It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Howerton writes for, produces, and co-developed the series which premiered in 2005, but he’s also in every single episode, playing the part of the hilarious, charming, full blown sociopath Dennis Reynolds. A vast array of truly insane hijinks occur at Dennis’ hands, but they didn’t really start getting sexy until an eleventh season episode in which he gets angry at his neighbor, strips down completely, and then screams in the guy’s face. We get a nice, long look at his hot upper body but even that is eclipsed by the Sunny star’s full moon when it’s briefly displayed to the camera. It made our day seeing him make out with Charlie Day during a hilarious play, and we were very excited seeing him stripped down and sexy in an episode where the bar got way too hot. Wish we saw a bit of Glenn's special place where the sun don't shine! Glenn did some voice work on The Cleveland Show, and had a run as Red Sox fan Cliff on The Mindy Project but most recently got sexy as philosophy professor turned high school teacher Jack Griffin on A.P. Bio. Jack seemed to like long showers (we do too after thinking about him), since he both needed a shower beer and did some laptop work while still in his shower. Advanced Placement? We'd pay an advance to place our hands all over his body. While we most recently saw him on the big screen in The Hunt (2020), Glenn's still holding down Paddy's Pub on the small screen. Here's hoping he does some full frontal. Glenn Howerton will make you cold shower a ton!
