Vin Diesel

Today marks the one and onlyVin Diesel's 49th birthday, and it would feel wrong not to dedicate post to it. This Fast and Furious hunkslice has long wooed us with his bulging musculature and proclivity for dramatic movies, and he we're very glad he doesn't appear to age. We're also glad he let us look upon his loins as the sunset.

Vin Diesel's delicious booty

Last year, in celebration of his existence, he had a Dungeons and Dragons cake that he posted to his Facebook page.

Which is funny,because if it were MY birthday, I'd ask for a Dungeons and Dragons cake, too. Just, you know, one he jumps out of.

So happy birthday, Vin! We'd get fast and furious for you. 3