Honest (2000)

Dave Stewart of "The Eurythmics" fame switched from music to movies with his directorial debut, Honest (2000). Starring three of the four members of the English girl group "All Saints," (Shaznay Lewis is the lone exception) the flick is a crazy comedy set in 1960s-era London that focuses on a trio of sisters—Gerry, the romantic one with her head in the clouds (Nicole Appleton), Mandy, the tough one who blows bikers in exchange for guns (Natalie Appleton), and the innocent one Jo (Melanie Blatt)—who all disguise themselves as men and take off on a thieving spree across London. Our swinging sixties sex kittens have been running their disguised as dudes scheme for a while, but when Gerry ends up getting caught by an American writer (Peter Facinelli) in the middle of a heist, he realizes she's a hot woman and lets her go. Pretty privilege! Intrigued, the pair start hooking up, which leads to Gerry not helping her sisters when they rob London crime boss Duggie (Corin Redgrave). Somehow deducing who they are, suddenly our small-time crooks are the enemies of a dude who doesn't care about their good looks. Deciding they'll pull one last job before calling it quits, the ladies tape down their tits and do their best to get away with a robbery while staying out of jail or Duggie's grasp. Critics assaulted this one in a major way, but they must not have been gay because there's some awesome skin in this one. Not only does Jonathan Cake give us a sweet slice of sexiness we'd like to glaze when he goes shirtless while straddled by a naked hottie, but what really takes the cake is when the fantastic Facinelli flaunts his flanks in a fountain during an acid trip gone good. It’s honest to goodness Grade A ass that will have you on a felonious self-stimulating spree. Asses like that? Wet dreams are made of those! No lie, we'd like to get it on with either of the men from Honest!