Jean-Claude Van Johnson (2017)

Jean-Claude Van Johnson is a sort of fictionalized satire of JCVD himself, starring himself. Available only through Amazon Prime, it features Jean-Claude Van Damme as a martial arts star, which he is - only in this show, he's also an undercover private contractor who's just been called back into the game despite being a little, er, out of shape. He still looks great, though, which we see when he hilariously showers in coconut water! Nicolas Pajon is shirtless in one scene while he gets a tatoo, too. This'll get your johnson excited.