John Wick (2014)

The mega-hit John Wick (2014) stars Keanu Reeves in the titular role. Per the advice of his wife Helen (Bridget Moynahan), John ditches his gig as a hitman. But soon after her death, he comes out of retirement when ruthless mobster Iosef (Alfie Allen), the son of a Viggo Tarasov (Michael Nyqvist), steals his prized ’69 Mustang and kills his beagle Daisy. To make matters more painful, the pup was a posthumous gift from Helen. Needless to say, you don’t mess with a guy’s car or his canine. As such, John makes the car-stealing, dog-killing dudes pay for their cruel indiscretions. Along the way, he encounters his old friend Marcus (Willem Dafoe), Viggo’s attorney (Dean Winters), a hit-woman (Adrianne Palicki), and Winston (Ian McShane) who owns the Continental hotel where Wick checks in. Check out Keanu as he touts his bare torso while taking a shower. If that’s not titillating enough, Mr. Reeves wows Mr. Man with a shot of his bulging briefs! Not to be outdone, Mr. Allen steams up the screen when he plunges into a hot tub. All it takes is one glance at his bathing trunks and naked chest to make a splash in your pants! No wonder this action flick spawned the sequels John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) , John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019) and John Wick: Chapter 4, as well as being the inspiration for Jordan Peele’s buddy comedy Keanu (2016). Alas, the joke’s on us since we’re still waiting to see Wick’s dick!