Kärlekens språk 2000 (2004)

“We never wanted to make a pornographic film,” says producer Inge Ivarsson of the sex educational movie Kärlekens språk 2000 (2004). Yet considering all of its nudity, Mr. Man thinks the filmmaker protests too much. Also known as Language of Love, this Swedish flick was initially made as a documentary to teach teens about sex. As such, the flesh-filled film features two sexologers (Katerina Janouch and Maj-Brith Bergström-Walan) who discuss a plethora of sexually-related topics in an open-legged, erh open-minded, manner. From masturbation and oral sex to straight intercourse, homosexuality and STDs, this provocative pic has it all! The aptly-named Peter (Emil Ahlén) displays his naked T&A while doing his blonde lady in bed. Later, the young dude reveals the same as he partakes in a gay bang with an equally-nude Viktor (Jeromy Wan). The sexy and slender David (Martin Hedman) brings his A-game to the movie, showing off his impressive erection when he slips a condom on. If that’s not arousing enough, the bloke bangs a babe and gets down for some goo-shooting self-love. Not to be outdone, Habib (Mejdi Zoghlami) goes full frontal while having fun with his gal. Plus, the scene in which Stella Måne (Regina Lund) has oral sex with her wheelchair-using boss (Jan Mybrand) was so hot, it had to be edited down. Luckily, the bare chest and bum on Loyd (Themba Tainton) made the final cut. Needless to say, this is not your father’s sex education video. Instead, the pic is one long pubic service announcement!