The Last American Virgin (1982)

The Last American Virgin (1982) — not to be confused with The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) — is actually a remake of the 1978 Israeli film Eskimo Limon (otherwise known as Lemon Popsicle). Under the direction of Boaz Davidson, this coming of age dramedy follows a California high schooler named Gary (Lawrence Monoson). He works as a pizza delivery boy and dreams of getting laid. Yet it’s the audience who gets lucky since we are treated to some flesh flashing throughout our hero’s quest. In other words, there are plenty of horny teenagers touting their bulging members for your entertainment! Check out a locker room scene at the 19-minute mark which showcases a long line of topless hotties donning tight tighty whites. As they engage in a dick measuring contest, Victor (Brian Peck) and Rick (Steve Antin) pull down their undies to expose their bare butts! Not to be outdone, David (Joe Rubbo) later reveals his rump too. The R-rated movie also includes Diane Franklin, Harry Bugin, Kimmy Robertson, Gerri Idol, Phil Rubenstein, Roberto Rodriquez, Winifred Freedman, and Zach Mahoney as well as New Wave music by bands such as Blondie, Devo, The Human League, Oingo Boingo, The Police, The Waitresses, and U2. Even though these sounds are rocking, a scene that has us cocking takes place 42-minutes into the pic. That’s when Mr. Rubbo, Mr. Antin and Mr. Monoson drop their drawers to take turns screwing an older blonde woman (Louisa Moritz). Got MILF? How about a tall glass of male T&A?