Love Actually (2003)

Ah, Love Actually (2003), the Christmas movie we all love to hate and hate to love and inevitably watch every holiday season no matter what. It stars probably every big-name British celebrity you can think of, including Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Liam Neeson, and Bill Nighy himself, though they're not all in the same sections of the movie. The Richard Curtis directed flick consists of ten separate stories, all featuring characters who are related to one from another segment in some way. Some of the most famous vignettes include when Mark (Andrew Lincoln) is trying to hide his wedding video from his groom buddy Peter (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and the bride, who Mark secretly loves, Juliet (Keira Knightley). You probably have seen the famous posterboard message ending. It's parodied a lot. Billy Mack (Bill Nighy) and Joe (Gregor Fisher) are a faded rock star and his manager desperately trying to get a Christmas song to chart. Hugh Grant plays David, the new Prime Minister that falls in love with one of his staff (Martine McCutcheon). The saddest segment is the one where Harry's (Alan Rickman) wife Karen (Emma Thompson) sees her husband buying a fancy necklace, only to get a CD as a gift and realize he actually bought the necklace for his overtly sexual secretary Mia (Heike Makatsch). Mr. Man also appreciated when an unlucky in love Brit named Colin (Kris Marshall) decided he'd go to Milwaukee and see how much ass his accent could get him. Many of our skintastic scenes come from Martin Freeman, who plays a stand-in in a movie that has to simulate all sorts of sex acts with his lady friend, who he later asks out. The joke is that they're naked all the time but are super shy when it comes to actually asking each other out. Martin wasn't all that shy, since we see him naked with just her head covering his cock as she pretends to blow him, as well as going for a ride on top of him. That's some stimulating simulating! Bill Nighy also plays the guitar naked but with his junk covered as he performs on TV, and the VERY sexy Rodrigo Santoro strips down to his boxers to bone one of his coworkers. Or try, at least, since a phone keeps cockblocking him. This is truly a holiday movie you don't want to miss. In fact, after reviewing those skin scenes, actually, we love Love Actually!