Miranda (2002)

Frank (John Simm) is a shy, lonely librarian.  One day, a mysterious woman, the titular Miranda (2002) walks into his library. He’s smitten and they begin a passionate affair.  As quickly as she entered his life, she exits it.  After she blows town, and him, he heads to London to find her, but what he finds is a woman with three different identities, dancer, con artist and dominatrix.  Good luck discovering the real Miranda.

John Simm is crushingly cute as the smitten librarian. There are some hot make out scenes between his character and Miranda, but it’s not until they share some personal info (not his take on the Dewey Decimal System) that we get to see what he’s got stored in the stacks.  As he grinds atop Miranda we see a long overdue shot of his bouncy behind.