Molly's Theory of Relativity (2013)

In between writing and directing Flannel Pajamas (2006) and The Last (2019), filmmaker Jeff Lipsky whipped out his … indie flick Molly’s Theory of Relativity (2013), not to be confused with the biopic The Theory of Everything (2014), the British flick The Theory of Flight (1998), or the American sitcom The Big Bang Theory (2007-2018). Yes, there are many theories to be had. And ours is as follows: if a movie includes nudity, we like it! Fortunately, what this no-budget drama lacks in funds, it makes up for in flesh! The action kicks in when an astronomer named Molly (Sophia Takal) is laid off from work due to the turbulent economy. When Halloween comes along, she lets loose by dispensing wisdom (among other things) with a motley crew of people, including Asher (Reed Birney), Boris (Adam LeFevre), Natasha (Cady Huffman), Ruby (Daisy Tahan), Sylvie (Rebecca Schull), and Zak (Lawrence Michael Levine). Thanks to the latter actor, we get to see a lot of nudity! In fact, Lawrence flashes his abs, pubes, sack, and hard shaft just 9 minutes into the movie! If that’s not arousing enough, he continues to expose his junk on camera while hooking up with the film’s leading lady. By the pic’s 01:33:47 mark, Mr. Levine struts his stuff in the buff. No doubt, he’s vying for your erection. Despite the fact that this flick was a box office flop and critical miss, Mr. Man gives it two thumbs (and one cock) up for the sexy skin it delivers!