And this is the latest statue of him. I'm all about abstract art and stuff, and trust me, I know I could never render another individual entirely out of bronze or whatever this is, but still - his face is all square and warped like a Picasso mannequin. I just... don't understand.

There are a plethora of hilarious photoshops poking fun at the statue (like one the involves the trailer for the It remake) and I highly suggest checking it out if you want a laugh.

To see the bust in person, you'll have to visit Aeroporto Cristiano Renaldo on Madeira Island, where the soccer player hails from.