Out Cold (1989)

Out Cold (1989) brings together two of the “it” comedic actors of the 1980’s for a hilarious dark comedy. No one tickled funny bones back in the big hair days more than Teri Garr and John Lithgow, and Out Cold find them in fine form as a doofus butcher and the woman framing him for murder. Sunny (Teri Garr) has come to hate her adulterous husband Ernie (Bruce McGill) so much that she hires a private detective (Randy Quaid) to trail him and see if he makes any divorce worthy mistakes that she could capitalize on to take all his money. What's the source of that money? Ernie owns a butcher shop with his dumb old Army buddy Dave (John Lithgow). One day, him and Dave are messing around and Dave accidentally knocks out his partner. When he goes to get help, Sunny figures out what happened and realizes she can freeze Ernie to death in the meat locker and frame Dave for the whole thing. She does just that, Dave panics and tries to coverup the murder he thinks he committed, and all sort of comedic chaos ensues. Of course, Randy Quaid will end up saving the day but not before we get some funny stuff. Now, the stuff that'll have your phallus feeling funny is the surprising amount of male nudity. Thomas Byrd is the kind of dude we'd love to learn about the birds and the bees from, as long as the lessons come firsthand. He's the man Teri Garr is cheating on Ernie with, and we get to watch grab his clothes and try to hide from Ernie after a cheating session. As he gets ready to hide in the closet, we get a very quick look at his cock! That'll have all sorts of dudes coming out of the closet! But it's hard to see why Sunny was looking at another man after we got our look at Bruce McGill. We see the beefy babe in a towel, then get a look at Bruce's bum when that towel comes off! His bouncing buns will have you whipping it out! After all, those scenes in Out Cold are so damn hot!