Phileine Says Sorry (2003)

A histrionic Dutch gal Phileine (Kim van Kooten) traipses across the globe to follow her crush Max (Michiel Huisman) to the Big Apple in the romantic comedy Phileine Says Sorry (2003). With tulips swapped for skyscrapers, the young woman quickly finds herself in a series of bizarre situations, mainly involving Max’s budding theater career. It seems as though the titular babe has a real problem with Max’s latest production, because it requires that he bang his sexy co-star Joanne (Leona Philippo) onstage. Viva la theatre! We can’t figure out why Phileine is so uptight. She just needs to sit back, relax and watch Michiel Huisman get into character and get out of his clothes. And you’ll be doing the same and more when you get a generous view of Huisman’s tush and schlong in multiple scenes of artsy fornication and fun. Phileine may say she’s sorry, but Mr. Man says, show me some more, Michiel!