Rhys Coiro has the swarthy good looks of a moped-riding, espresso-sipping Italian playboy who could talk us into anything. He was indeed born in Calabria, Italy, but emigrated to the US of A, growing up in Princeton, New Jersey and and graduating from Carnegie Mellon University. Rhys was an artist who spent a lot of time doing set design for the stage, before transitioning to acting. While he did plenty of plays, Rhys first came to TV watcher's attention as Billy Walsh, the insane Medellin (not a real movie) director who later tries to bring the bush back to porn. What a noble pursuit. In a couple episodes, Rhys looks all sorts of sexy, all slim and sensual walking around in his boxers, before he gets a tattoo of Vincent Chase on his back, and tries to fight little Eric Murphy. No need to direct your eyes to his abs, we know that's where you'll be looking! Rhys was on that show for the duration, which made him a sleazecore sensation, before he moved on to play Dr. Zeke Barnes on CBS' A Gifted Man. In 2013, Rhys went shirtless again as fugitive jewel thief Andrew Briggs on Dexter, but our best look at his killer body and the outline of his family jewels came on the big screen in A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011). Rhys is in just a pair of whitey tighties about to bang Lake Bell, but after something goes wrong he pops up and we see the definition of his dong. Your loss, Lake! We'd let him test the waters and ring our bell anytime! He rocked some red boxer briefs as Armernian gangster Ari Adamian on Graceland, then had us rising down below with an outdoor shower scene in Texas Rising. After a run as Hollywood manager Rob Heard on Ray Donovan, and a role in his Entourage costar, Kevin Connelly's directorial debut disaster Gotti (2018), Rhys played Charlie on Sideswiped, a rom-com about a woman dating everyone who swipes yes on her Tinder profile. We see Rhys shirtless in bed with her, until he goes into allergic shock when it ends up she had peanut butter residue in her mouth. No kissing, just nutting, it's safer that way! Most recently Rhys played Barbara's husband Mitch Nelson in A Million Little Things, and joined Jordana Brewster in Who Invited Charlie? (2022). We'd invite Rhys to any old fashioned orgy we were throwing, even if in real life he's married to the director of Marry Me (2022), Kat Coiro. We'd never cheat with a married man, but if Rhys Coiro wants to go full frontal, we'd be happy to play pretend!
