Risky Business (1983)

Tom Cruise has a head for Risky Business (1983), and his mission statement is "What the fuck." Following that bit of advice sends him off on a wild weekend home alone, drinking, wrecking dad's Porsche, and ordering the high-priced prostitute Rebecca De Mornay. After a skinful night with Rebecca, Cruise finds himself in a pickle thanks to dipping his pleasure pickle in something he can't pay for. What follows is the cream of the teen sex comedies of the '80s, which ends with Cruise pimping Rebecca's stable to his horny schoolmates. This classic made dancing in your underwear cool but, even better, Mr. Cruise shows off his smokin’ bod while ramming his rod into Rebecca on a staircase. Now if only Tommy’s salami would cruise its way on over to our door. We’d risk anything for a bit of his business!