School Ties (1992)

School Ties (1992) proves it ain’t easy being David Greene (Brendan Fraser). He’s a working-class Jewish teen from Scranton who nabs a football scholarship to St. Matthew’s Academy. But the posh prep school is in Massachusetts which means he must leave his friends, family and religious identity behind. That’s because his new pals are prejudice. Luckily they’re total hunks — from his roommate Chris Reese (Chris O’Donnell) to the captain of the football team (Randall Batinkoff), with Charlie Dillon (Matt Damon) and Chesty Smith (Ben Affleck) in between. The cast of characters also includes Jack Connors (Cole Hauser), Mack McGivern (Andrew Lowery) and Richard “McGoo” Collins (Anthony Rapp). Suffice it to say, this movie is like an all you can eat buffet of man meat. Throughout the flick, we see the school boys in retro 1950s suits. Yet it’s always better when they shed their threads to confirm the fact that St. Matt’s has a great student body! This is especially true when the comely crew head to the locker room to shower together. As you can guess, the hotties steam up the screen with their bare bodies. Fast-forward to the 01:10:13 mark to see the naked T&A on Damon, Fraser, and O’Donnell. This might be the finest collection of Hollywood buns in one scene. Perhaps that’s why the sporty pic will leave you feeling like you just played a serious game of tackle the privates. Even though the movie was a box office flop, its nudity will make your jockstrap pop!