Sigur Rós: Fjögur píanó (2012)

Once a band has released a number of well-selling albums and sold out every major concert venue, the natural progression in their stardom is to release some sort of artsy film. Such is the case with the Icelandic experimental mood rockers Sigur Rós. For the release of their sixth album Valtari, the somber-sounding group gathered a handful of independent filmmakers, gave them a modest budget, and asked them to compose videos for some of the songs they thought would be huge hits. The second video didn't have anywhere near the star power of the first one, plus the song was sort of a downer. So, if depressing music isn’t your cup of tea, just check out the piece for the song “Fjögur píanó” and enjoy a fully nude look at Shia LaBeouf. Yes, Alma Har'el is an Israeli director who is best known for her film Honey Boy (2019), which Shia LaBeouf wrote as a sort of autobiography about his life as a stage kid pushed into the business by his rodeo clown father. But before they hooked up for that flick, they worked together on the Icelandic band's music video. The plot is a pretty basic one: Shia and blonde babe Denna Thomsen are a couple who fight, fornicate, fight, and fornicate again. You know, it's all about the cycle of abuse or whatever. The handsome actor and his female companion dance around, admire their butterfly collection, and indulge in a few drug-laced suckers, ultimately leading to the couple falling down into a pit of despair. But before their fall, we get a whole lot of looks at Shia’s schlong! They're both naked and constantly canoodling, which means Shia isn't shy about showing off his hog! Great dick, great music, what more could we ask for from Sigur Ros?