Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008)

The third entry in a sci-fi franchise that began with Paul Verhoeven’s masterful and masturbatable adaptation of the same 1959 Robert Heinlen story that inspired the epic song trilogy by prog godsYes in 1969, Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008) features the return of the character of Johnny Rico (Casper Van Dien), who was missing from the second film. Rico returns to action to lead a rescue mission after a Federation Starship carrying Sky Marshal Anoke crashes on the alien planet OM-1.

Also missing from the second movie, now returning in all it’s glory: Casper’s cushion.  He and Graeme Richards’s characters may bemoan a bare-skin bio scan, but you’ll want to get in closer to make sure nothing is left touched.