Staying Vertical (2016)

Staying Vertical was the most shocking film to debut at the 2016 Cannes Film Festival, and if you think that has something to do with the amount of nudity, you would be correct! The flick comes from French director Alain Guiraudie and follows one filmmaker's comical and touching experience with family and the quest for inspiration. Léo's (Damien Bonnard) chance meeting with Marie (India Hair) leads to the birth of his first child. (It should be noted that one of the most eye-opening scenes from Vertical is a close-up, unobstructed shot of a baby's head coming out of a vagina. Trust us, no visual is spared.) Since Léo is still searching for artistic ideas after the birth of his kid, he happens to be away pretty often. Marie leaves him and the baby for just this reason, and Léo must learn a whole new type of responsibility when caring for the newborn.

So about the nudity. Bonnard delivers the bone in a major way here, and in one scene you can see his cock and balls as India strokes him. Damien does us one better, however, when he gets gay with Christian Bouillette and even gives us a look at his erect penis! Forget Vertical, we'd like to get horizontal with these guys!