Tangled (2001)

No, it's not Disney's Rapunzel movie. This Tangled (2001) is a tale of a love triangle gone murderous, told out of chronological order. A dude named David (Shawn Hatosy) ends up in the ER claiming his girlfriend Jenny (Rachel Leigh Cook) and him were kidnapped, but that his memory is all messed up so his details might not be perfect. Telling his tale to the police, David says that he was friendzoned by Jenny forever back when they first met, while a man named Alan (Jonathan Rhys-Meyers) swept her off her feet. But while David was safe, his roommate Alan was dangerous. He sold drugs for a living, was prone to violent outbursts, and was very sexually aggressive. Everybody loves a bad boy with a great body! David couldn't make any getting it in inroads, so he started to date a dull dame named Elise (Estella Warren) while having to watch Alan get all up in his dream girl. But when Alan ends up in bed with Elise, Jenny goes running into the arms of David. They live happily ever after, until one day, out of nowhere Alan shows up and kidnaps them both. At least, that's the story David is selling. But when we see what really happens, his memory might be less than reliable. What you'll most remember from this thriller is how thrilling it was seeing Jonathan Rhys-Meyers naked body. It'll have you mirin! In the twisty thriller, Jenny likes to photograph people's bodies, which leads to a nice view of his Jonathan's sensational cock! He's posing for her shirtless, but eventually he decides to wow her by taking his pants off and letting her take a pic of that awesome dick! At first, he covers up with his hands, but then he puts his hands in the air and lets his ding-a-ling breathe! In a more shadowed scene, we get to see Jonathan use that jumbo dong when he's in bed with Elise. That thing dangled in Tangled!