Teenage Caveman (2001)

Teenage Caveman (2002) is one of a series of cable-TV remakes of classic '50s exploitation fair. Unlike the original, however, this Caveman is directed by Larry Clark, a photographer and filmmaker who enjoys his actors young and naked. Taking place in an apocalyptic future, mankind has returned to cave dwelling. One band of rebels ventures out, learns to read by picking up discarded Penthouse Forum magazines and hooks up with a hedonistic couple. The weirdos are actually 100-year-old genetic experiments that turn the primitives on to alcohol, drugs and sex, which have been outlawed back in the caves. This odd flick provides us with views of the butts of Andrew Keegan, Richard Hillman, Shan Elliot, and Stephen Jasso. There’s orgies, sex with shape shifters, and impromptu displays of Speedo-packing fun. What’s not to like about this film!