The Creep (2011)

The Creep (2012) is a short film starring Tom Mison and Katherine Lewis. Written by James Humphreys and Craig Hunt, it's about the aftermath of a one-night stand—and that aftermath happens to be a giant puddle of piss. The format is unique in the sense that it's narrated after the fact, with Tom telling his friend about the sequence of events while footage of it plays. It begins with what he calls "a piss dream." You know the one—you dream about peeing, and you happen to pee everywhere IRL. Once he woke up after "poking some bird," he got the hell out of there, but not before deleting his number out of her phone. He made it all the way to the door fully clothed, but got trapped inside the house. Boo. Oh well. It's likely that Tom Mison is freaking out for absolutely no reason—based on the bun-baring pee scene, he's so hot he could do pretty much anything and still maintain his sex appeal.