Thomas Kretschmann Nude

Beck’s, Carlsberg, Spaten Optimator, and Warsteiner Premium Pilsener — Germany is known for its beer. Yet Mr. Man lifts up his chalice (and bratwurst) to the country’s most mouthwatering form of intoxication: Thomas Kretschmann! The hardworking hottie has been sizzling on screen since 1985. But his big break came when he was cast as Lieutenant Hans von Witzland in the World War II drama Stalingrad in 1993. Also that year, Thomas flashed his ass in Engel ohne Flügel and Die Ratte. The same can be said of his revealing role in Marciando nel buio (1996) which includes views of Kretschmann’s uncut crank! Also known as Marching in Darkness, the drama showcases the skintastic actor’s swinging balls as his character turns tricks for soldiers. Danke Schoen! Next came Dario Argento’s S&M thriller The Stendhal Syndrome (1996) featuring Asia Argento, Marco Leonardi, and sweaty Kretschmann’s naked T&A! In the Teutonic flick Refuge (1997), the camera zooms in for an extreme close-up of the chap’s dashing dink, while Poison (2000) has the blue-eyed dude doffing his duds before getting into a hot tub. Pour us a bowl of that hunk soup! Thomas then portrayed Nazi Hermann Fegelein in Downfall (2004). Good thing we can separate the actor from the character. But even better when we can separate the actor from his uniform! Whether on film (The Pianist, Valkyrie, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, King Kong, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Avengers: Age of Ultron) or TV (Frankenstein, Berlin Station, Das Boot), Kretschmann is a lot of man!