Did you know Tim Allen is really a dick? Seriously, the comedian’s real name is Timothy Alan Dick. Perhaps that’s why he’s best known as Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor from the hit sitcom Home Improvement (1991-1999). Although he never exposed his tool on the show, Tim was popular enough to pick up two People’s Choice Awards, a TV Land Award and a TV Guide Award for the role. The amusing dude also guest-starred as Tim Taylor on Soul Man (1997) and Last Man Standing (2011-2021). Of course, Allen stars on the latter series too. The busy babe is equally beloved on the big screen with two major portrayals beneath his belt. As Santa and Buzz Lightyear, Tim can be seen in The Santa Clause franchise (1994-present) and heard in the Toy Story (1995-2019) movies respectively. If that’s not successful enough, the sexy scholar also scored Doctor of Fine Arts degrees from Hillsdale College and Western Michigan University. Yet we’re more turned on by the actor’s topless turns in El Camino Christmas (2017) and Christmas With the Kranks (2004). The latter holiday flick makes us feel super festive when the gift of Tim is unwrapped to expose his tanned torso and bulging Speedo. As far as Christmas classics go, Mr. Allen is no Tiny Tim! Whether on film (Crazy on the Outside, The Six Wives of Henry Lefay, Wild Hogs), on video (Disney Dreamlight Valley), or on TV (Assembly Required, More Power), this funny man can tickle Mr. Man’s funny boner anytime!
