Happy Friday the 13th! The only reason you'll be unlucky today is if you miss theFriday the 13th hotties who have shown off their killer bodies. Kevin Bacon's cock is to die for.You'll be like a dog Jason your tail.I can hardly... mask... my enthusiasm. I think... that pretty much covers it!
If you want to catch the TWELVE different movies that fall under the Friday the 13thumbrellayou can head to your local gas station or watch whatever's on repeat on cable. But will you find dong there? No, no you won't.
Instead, cut out the middleman and see the SPEW of beauties that have appeared through the flicks (bookended by 1980's Friday the 13th and 2009's remake of the same name) right here! From Travis Van Winkle's epic bulge in 2013's Mantervention to Kevin Spirtas' gay scene in 1996's Green Plaid Shirt, these boys will have you killing off something of your own!