Top Gun (1986)

Whether it's the actual Sea Queens of the 1950's, the Village People song from 1979, or the countless "Aye Aye Sailor" jokes that have been made over the years, the US Navy has developed a reputation as a hotbed for hot gay dudes for decades. So, when Tony Scott decided to make what would become an iconic movie about Naval Aviators that featured our ripped young military men hanging out together in their towels and playing shirtless volleyball, there's no way he wasn't winking at our man loving way of thinking, right? Of course, we're talking about Top Gun (1986), the box office smash that would become one of the defining films of the 1980's and drive all sorts of dudes to join the Navy. Probably dudes who are into dudes and willing to Top Gun or bottom Gun. In the film, big shot Navy-pilot, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell (Tom Cruise) and his number two Nick "Goose" Bradshaw (Anthony Edwards) are shipped off to Miramar Naval Air Station where he and a handful of elite fighter pilots compete for best in class at the ultra-prestigious "United States Navy Strike Fighter Tactics Instructor Program" AKA Top Gun. Mav's big rival for the top spot is Tom "Iceman" Kazansky (Val Kilmer), nicknamed for his cool as ice flying style. The gang learn how to take out the Russian fighter pilots and compete against each other in simulated dogfights to determine who's the best. But Mav struggles to focus on the curriculum since he's preoccupied by the charms of his female instructor Charlie Blackwood (Kelly McGillis), who is giving him a whole different kind of learning, which leads to one of the sexiest, steamiest and downright swoon-worthiest sex scenes of all time. And if you think Tom’s ass looks good in a pair of whitey-tighties in Risky Business (1983), the frisky business scene here gives it a run for its money! But, come on, we all know these Navy boys felt the need, the need to spill seed, with each other when the ladies weren't around. At one point, we get Tom, Val, Anthony and glimpse of Slider (Rick Rossovich), whose DM's we would definitely slide into, all hanging out in their towels after hitting the showes. Their abs are all amazing as they fight about Maverick's dangerous style of flying. We'll let our freak flag fly and admit we were begging for one of them to drop the towel. But of course, the most famous scene in the whole movie is when the boys play beach volleyball together. All those oiled up bodies going shirtless, showing off how athletic they are while jumping around in the sand. There's so much flexing there's no way it didn't lead to some off camera sexing. Top Gun will have you begging to go for a ride on the cock, ahem, in the cockpit.