You know, they say guitar players always know just how to hold you. Jared Leto, outside of being an Oscar winning actor is also a rock musician who plays guitar in Thirty Seconds to Mars. And we want him to play us like a guitar! Doubt we'd last more than half a minute, though. Born in Louisiana, Jared grew up surrounded by hippies and creatives before making his way to LA to try and pursue an acting career. Jared made his TV debut on a few episodes of Camp Wilder, but really got his start in his iconic but short lived role as kept back in school bad boy Jordan Catalano on My So-Called Life. The same year he first started playing Jordan, Jared hit the big screen in Cool and the Crazy (1994), where we see his ass trusting away between the legs of a lucky lady. He went shirtless in The Last of the High Kings (1996) and again in Prefontaine (1997) the Olympic runner biopic that begged the question, who rocked the seventies porn stache better as Pre, Jared or Billy Crudup in Without Limits (1998)? Both looked good sweaty and shirtless. Postfontaine, Jared kept that flavor savor face caterpillar as Winona Ryder's boyfriend in Girl, Interrupted (1999) then went on to sport bleached blond hair and a wiry physique in Fight Club (1999), which we apparently can't talk about due to their rules, but suggest watching for yourself. He was murdered in American Psycho (2000) and did all sorts of drugs in Requiem for a Dream (2000). After having some very aggressive doggy style sex in Highway (2001), hating having a woman ride on top of him in Lonely Hearts (2006), and showing his stomach in the bath in Mr. Nobody (2009), Jared took home the "Best Supporting Actor" Oscar for his role as a trans woman in Dallas Buyer's Club (2013). We were buying his spin on The Joker as a sexy tatted bad boy in Suicide Squad (2016), but no joke, we got to see his fine like wine aged ass in a group shower scene in The Outsider (2018). After playing Paolo Gucci in House of Gucci (2021) Jared joined the MCU as vampire Dr. Michael Morbius in Morbius (2022). No BS, if he was a bloodsucker, we'd let Jared have a taste. Oh, the things we'd let Mr. Leto do to us....
