Everyone knows the good-looking funny man Trey Parker as the co-creator of the fantastically funny and offensively hilarious crude cartoon South Park. But success didn't come easily for the funny fella from Conifer Colorado. Although he's now one Oscar short of the EGOT, with a body we've got to get our hands on, Trey was no overnight sensation. After doing a ton of musical theater in high school and transferring out of the Berklee School of Music, Trey met his South Park collaborator Matt Stone while at UC Boulder. The two made a bunch of student films together, before expanding one of their short films into a musical about a real life miner turned cannibal called Cannibal! The Musical (1993). Mr. Man doesn't need to write a song to tell you what meat of Trey's he wants to chow down on! With a foot in the door, they made the porn world comedy Orgazmo (1997) and a few animated shorts, one of which, titled The Spirit of Christmas (1992) was expanded to become the TV show South Park. Obviously, that show became a cultural icon, eventually being expanded into all sorts of tee shirts, video games and movies, while running on Comedy Central for over 25 years. In between writing episodes and doing voices for Stan, Eric, and a plethora of other characters, Trey flexed his acting talents in the average Joes invent a new sport and dominate it comedy BASEketball (1998). We'd like to get to third baseket with Trey after he showed off his very real and very tight buns in a pair of locker room scenes. Park that thing on our face, Mr. Parker! He also sported an enormous, prosthetic peen. Very funny Trey, but sooner or later you're going to have to show us the real Parker porker! Whether he was sporting the infamous low-cut dress Jennifer Lopez made famous on the red carpet, creating the legendary puppet flick Team America: World Police (2004), or returning to the world of musical theatre by taking home a few Tony's for creating the Broadway hit The Book of Mormon, Trey just can't stop succeeding. Whether it's something he created or, even better, something he shows his sexy body in, around Skin Central we're super gay for Trey!
