Vacation (2015)

The fifth installment of National Lampoon's Vacation (2015) series comes as an almost-remake of the first film, but this time, it's Clark Griswold's son that's out to make a mess of his life. Rusty, played by Ed Helms, is painfully similar to his father—not only is he relatively clueless and stupidly optimistic, but he thinks it's a good idea to drive his family all the way across the country to Walley World. His wife Debbie (Christina Applegate) is getting sick of him and is super jealous that their neighbors vacation in Paris, while his son Kevin (Steele Stebbins) is a psychopath who loves to bully his shy big brother James (Skyler Gisondo). Needless to say, he really needs this trip to go well. Of course, it doesn't, and they end up visiting Debbie's old college and realizing she was run through more often than a marathon finish line, being run down by a truck driver, are coerced into swimming through a sewage dump they're told is a secret hot spring, lose their car and all their possessions, and ultimately realize that their family is crumbling before their very eyes. Of course, they'll come together in the end, but not before there's a clever twist on the original's ending that involves being stuck on a Walley's World ride! Luckily, we get some relief from all the bad luck when Rusty and the gang go to Texas to stay with his sister Audrey (Leslie Mann) and her hunk of a husband, Stone Crandall (Chris Hemsworth). Chris is always packing muscle, but this time, he's also packing. His massive prosthetic penis makes for one crazy bulge, and it even sticks out the bottom of his shorts at one point! Mr. Man is worthy of holding that hammer! This is a vacation from reality we really don't mind! Chris Hemsworth with a massive cock? Vacation is all we ever wanted!