Alexander (2004)

Oliver Stone’s Alexander (2004) is a crazy, wild, violent, inspired and very naked telling of the story of Alexander the Great, one of the greatest military leaders in history. This film is filled with battle scenes and love scenes and is led by the smoldering hot Colin Farrell who gives it every inch of his being.

Throughout the movie Colin is shirtless and is often showing his legs, arms and plenty of skin. He also has no shortage of hot love scenes and nude scenes. You will feel the passion invading your pants when Colin drops his robe and crawls into bed with his lover. His large balls and thick Irish potato are in full view. Colin doesn’t need a sword. He could wield his meat hammer as a weapon. In another scene he has some rough, wild sex that has him wrestling with a woman while nude then getting on top of her and drilling away. It is an asstastic scene that leaves nothing to the imagination.

This is a sexy movie through and through and Colin is at the top of his game. Director Michael Mayer actually cut a full frontal nude scene involving Colin from his movie A Home at the End of the World (2004) because he said during test showings Colin’s penis was so big it distracted the audience and they never recovered. In Alexander director Stone chose to let Colin bludgeon the audience with his big tool and that is exactly what he does.