Alien: Covenant (2017)

If you thought it couldn't go worse than it did for the cast of Prometheus, you'd be wrong - because shit goes down on the Covenant! The crew is chaperoning 200 colonists in cryogenic sleep to Origae-6, where they hope to start a new world. When they come across a formerly unknown paradise of sorts, though, they decide to detour (which is literally never a good idea, but I digress) and find the one and only evil robot David - and some of the titular spawn. Luckily Jussie Smollett's character has some fun before the mayhem begins, nearly showing his plump ass in the shower while he has sex with a lucky lady!