Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story (2009)

Imagine if Stiffler from American Pie was a failed tennis pro turned High School janitor turned tennis coach to a group of misfits.  Now you’ve got the skingenda for Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach (2009).  Seann William Scott is the titular Gary whose failed tennis career horrifies him even more than having to mop high school bathrooms. To relive his glory days he starts coaching a ragtag group of students and gets them all the way to the Nebraska State Championship.

Anyone wanting to see the full Stiffler will be disappointed, but we do get treated to a few scenes that won’t be faults.  Early in the movie Gary is running around the tennis court in nothing but a jockstrap giving some nice “rear in action” action.  Later, we see him from behind in the shower.  If you’re looking for a little fresher cut of rump roast, Brandon Eaton shows a little butt himself as one of the team members in need of a cooling shower.  Soap ‘em if you got ‘em.