Bronson (2008)

There are violent psychos in every prison, so if you become an internationally known inmate thanks to being a hyper-violent menace to the penitentiary system, you're one bad hombre. Notorious British inmate Michael Peterson AKA Charles Bronson (Tom Hardy) is one of the few men in history to achieve that type of notoriety, culminating in the biopic Bronson (2008). It's the true story of the United Kingdom’s most violent prisoner, who was renamed Charles Bronson by his fight promoter when he sought to make a name for himself in bareknuckle boxing. With the sole goal of becoming famous, but limited by a lack of talent, the beefy bad guy decides to embrace the persona of a hardened criminal. After robbing a post office, Bronson is arrested and thrown in jail to serve a seven-year sentence, beginning his violence-filled stint in prison that leads to the do-badder spending nearly thirty years in solitary confinement, further building upon his newfound celebrity. From prison riots to kidnapping the prison librarian, Bronson is the master of chaos creation within the British penitentiary system and will never change, no matter what. A genuine connoisseur of violence currently serving a life sentence despite never having killed anyone, word on the street is the real Charles Bronson loved the movie and was especially impressed with how muscular Tom Hardy got to portray him. There's one muscle every man would like to see get bigger, but that's not a problem for Tom after seeing it in this movie. Hardy appears nude in multiple scenes, showing off his amazing, superhero like physique. After kidnapping an art teacher, we see Tom drenched in red light and covered with oil. The obscured view of Hardy’s hunky hind and flaccid fellow will have you doing hard time! But the best scene in the whole movie comes when the beefy, mustachioed hunk of pure muscle is ranting at the librarian he kidnapped and making him help cover his body in lube, so that he's harder for the guards to grab. Tom ends up completely naked, with his hog dangling in the breeze. Call us if you need help, because Mr. Man would definitely find a way to get his hands on that manhood! It'd be hard, of course, but after watching Bronson we're sure we'd manage!