Cat People (1982)

We all have an animal inside of us just dying to get out, especially when we get horny. While Cat People (1942) touched on this topic, Cat People (1982) elaborated with skin! Under the direction of Paul Schrader, this racy reboot follows Irena (Nastassja Kinski) to New Orleans where she meets up with her estranged brother (Malcolm McDowell). The two were separated long ago, after their parents committed suicide. As the sexy siblings catch up, he says their parents were actually brother and sister! If that’s not bad enough, big bro enlightens Irena of their family’s werecat ancestry and says they are plagued by a curse: if she has sex with a normal man, she will be transformed into a panther! In order to regain her human form, she would have to kill another human. In other words, Irena is left with two options: remain a virgin her entire life or get it on with her brother — unless she falls in love with a zookeeper who has a way with humans and panthers. Enter Oliver Yates (John Heard). Although the handsome hunk has a girl in his life (Annette O’Toole), he can’t help shedding his threads to tie Irena up in bed. When he drops his drawers to raise his freak flag, we get to see his naked T&A. This flick is so hot, its theme song is David Bowie’s Cat People (Putting Out Fire). Malcolm also bares his back and abs as well as his sack, shaft, and ass. Meowza!